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We Ain’t Ever Gonna Break Up: The Hymon & Parfunkel Musical

September 4, 2024

November 3, 2024

Hardes Theatre

Strumming Satire’s Strings to the Sound of Co-Alliance

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About the Show

Saul Hymon & Bart Parfunkel star in their own musical, playing themselves, their own instruments, and a myriad of other characters on their path to superstardom… -ish. Following a successful staged reading in the 2024 Festival of New American Theatre, this original two-man production is ready for its world premiere, parodying the tropes of jukebox musicals like Jersey Boys, Mamma Mia, Beautiful, Ain’t Too Proud, Tina, Always…Patsy Cline, The Cher Show, and the dozen inevitable “new” bio-musicals coming soon. In a “Hello Darkness, My Old” blend of tunes and storytelling that will leave you laughing in tears, this feel-good buddy comedy celebrates the power of found family and collaboration, ingeniously crafted by a brilliantly talented duo. Will Hymon and Parfunkel survive the rollercoaster to near fame? Let’s hope they don’t break up first!

Contains mature themes, recommended for adult audiences.
Audio Description and American Sign Language Interpretation are available for each production. ASL/Audio Describe Night is:
Thursday, September 26, 2024 7:30PM
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Cast

Gregg Hammer
Saul Hymon
Louis Pardo
Bart Parfunkel
Josh Pike
Bart Parfunkel, Understudy
Brady Wease
Saul Hymon, Understudy
Gregg Hammer
Saul Hymon
Louis Pardo
Bart Parfunkel
Josh Pike
Bart Parfunkel, Understudy
Brady Wease
Saul Hymon, Understudy

* Denotes a member of Actors’ Equity Association

*Denotes a Member of Actors’ Equity Association

Creative Team

Gregg Hammer and Louis Pardo
Writers
Scott Weinstein
Director
Gregg Hammer and Louis Pardo
Writers
Scott Weinstein
Director

* Denotes a Member of Actors’ Equity Association

+ Denotes a Member of Stage Directors and Choreographers Society

♢ Denotes a Member of United Scenic Artists (IATSE)

* Denotes a Member of Actors’ Equity Association | + Denotes a Member of Stage Directors and Choreographers Society | ♢ Denotes a Member of United Scenic Artists (IATSE)

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