We Aint Ever Gonna Break Up: The Hymon and Parfunkel Musical

We Ain't Ever Gonna Break Up: The Hymon & Parfunkel Musical

Written by Gregg Hammer and Louis Pardo

Directed By Scott Weinstein

September 4, 2024 to November 3, 2024
Judith Hardes Theatre

Run-time: 1 hour 35 minutes with no intermission


Strumming Satire’s Strings to the Sound of Co-Alliance

Saul Hymon & Bart Parfunkel star in their own musical, playing themselves, their own instruments, and a myriad of other characters on their path to superstardom… -ish. Following a successful staged reading in the 2024 Festival of New American Theatre, this original two-man production is ready for its world premiere, parodying the tropes of jukebox musicals like Jersey Boys, Mamma Mia, Beautiful, Ain’t Too Proud, Tina, Always…Patsy Cline, The Cher Show, and the dozen inevitable “new” bio-musicals coming soon. In a "Hello Darkness, My Old" blend of tunes and storytelling that will leave you laughing in tears, this feel-good buddy comedy celebrates the power of found family and collaboration, ingeniously crafted by a brilliantly talented duo. Will Hymon and Parfunkel survive the rollercoaster to near fame? Let’s hope they don’t break up first!

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Content Warnings: Contains mature humor, recommended for adult audiences.

 

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The Artists

Gregg Hammer
As Saul Hymon
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Louis Pardo
As Bart Parfunkel
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Josh Pike
As Bart Parfunkel Understudy
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Brady Wease
As Saul Hymon Understudy
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The Artists

Gregg Hammer
As Saul Hymon
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Louis Pardo
As Bart Parfunkel
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Josh Pike
As Bart Parfunkel Understudy
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Brady Wease
As Saul Hymon Understudy
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ASL/Audio Describe Night

Audio Description and American Sign Language Interpretation are available for each production. ASL/Audio Describe Night is Thursday, September 26, 2024 at 7:30 pm for We Ain't Ever Gonna Break Up: The Hymon and Parfunkel Musical.